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the genesis of scum

In the beginning, miyagiCE, maverick hailing from the hilly-field-which-does-not-exist, encountered an old comrade in a metaphysical bar. Shijui, his name was. They got to reminiscing over 'Valhalla-and-those-who-Lurk', and, somewhat disgusted over the murky soup they floated in, decided to set out to accomplish a goal they otherwise would not have bothered to if sober. Hence, the first day of creation.

As they stumbled out of the now solid bar, which took the form of a grungy dive in the bad side of a town, leaning against each other and belting out bawdy lyrics, the two noticed Eldo of the Shire Moste Evile. In a drunken haze - all three of them - miyagiCE and Shijui asked the Berserker to join in their quest, as Eldo was well-known for his genius. So the trio, skipped off in the early morning shadow, singing, “and the brain, brain, brain...”

Once sober and over the pounding headache after a whole day of debauchery, miyagiCE was found knocking on a door in the light of high-noon. He remembered KeiGinya of New City and how it was her wits with the script that had impressed him in the days of Olde. Bade him follow into the gardens, the bespectacled and sometimes absentminded librarian waited patiently for his word. Demanding her to become his scribe, he was immediately smacked in the face before being reprimanded. He left, deciding to nurse his cheek for the day, with the knowledge that KeiGinya had her own work to take up time but would be willing to go over documents since he asked so nicely.

The Fourth Day found miyagiCE visiting Kaens, who he was proud to call tovaritch. Learning from his experience the day before, miyagiCE approached with a flagon of mulled wine. Negotiations were favorable to Him, and a scribe was added to his legion.

Laik was the last. So there was an antithesis between Shijui and miyagiCE, there needed to be a foil of Eldo. Just and kind, yet of the same occupation as the Berserker, Laik gave a smile and became the last of the Elder Circle - the Fifth Day.

Come Day Six, miyagiCE made arrangements in finalizing the first steps of his quest now that Five had gathered.

On the Seventh Day of Genesis Scumni, miyagiCE thought it was a week well done, and decided to rest. Vacationing on sunny beach with shades over his eyes, he spoke to the air: “Let the Scumnus commence!”"